“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”
“You should never step outside of your life and look at it like it’s this malleable thing you can shape so that people view it a certain way.”

Scarlett Johansson photographed by Txema Yeste, Marie Claire (May 2013)
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy